
The Matzah Ball Marker
The Matzah Ball Marker – Because Even Your Short Game Deserves a Little Crumble! 🍽️⛳
Some golfers use a regular coin to mark their ball. Nu, how boring is that? At Torah Pines, we say it’s time to spice up your game—introducing the Matzah Ball Marker: a crunchy homage to tradition, comedy, and carbs.
Shaped like a crispy piece of matzos, this marker isn’t just unleavened—it’s unbelievable. And if you're thinking it looks a little familiar, you're not wrong. It's our cheeky tribute to that iconic Ritz cracker scene in Happy Gilmore—except ours is way more kosher and 100% more likely to talk back.
Whether you're draining birdies or muttering "Oy gevalt" after a lip-out, this marker adds just the right amount of mishigas to your round.
Features: 🍞 Unleavened, Unmatched – A matzah that actually improves your game. Your Bubbe would plotz.
🎯 Crumb of Luck – Every tap-in needs a little divine intervention. Consider this your edible-looking amulet.
😂 Not Just for Passover – But hey, if you want to bring it out during the Seder, we won't judge.
So next time you’re lining up a par putt, channel your inner Happy Gilmore, pull out your matzah, and say, “That’s Jew-ish!”
The Matzah Ball Marker – Because even on the course, tradition never slices. 🏌️♂️🍞
The Matzah Ball Marker
The Matzah Ball Marker – Because Even Your Short Game Deserves a Little Crumble! 🍽️⛳
Some golfers use a regular coin to mark their ball. Nu, how boring is that? At Torah Pines, we say it’s time to spice up your game—introducing the Matzah Ball Marker: a crunchy homage to tradition, comedy, and carbs.
Shaped like a crispy piece of matzos, this marker isn’t just unleavened—it’s unbelievable. And if you're thinking it looks a little familiar, you're not wrong. It's our cheeky tribute to that iconic Ritz cracker scene in Happy Gilmore—except ours is way more kosher and 100% more likely to talk back.
Whether you're draining birdies or muttering "Oy gevalt" after a lip-out, this marker adds just the right amount of mishigas to your round.
Features: 🍞 Unleavened, Unmatched – A matzah that actually improves your game. Your Bubbe would plotz.
🎯 Crumb of Luck – Every tap-in needs a little divine intervention. Consider this your edible-looking amulet.
😂 Not Just for Passover – But hey, if you want to bring it out during the Seder, we won't judge.
So next time you’re lining up a par putt, channel your inner Happy Gilmore, pull out your matzah, and say, “That’s Jew-ish!”
The Matzah Ball Marker – Because even on the course, tradition never slices. 🏌️♂️🍞