TP Ball Marker Pack
The Complete Torah Pines Ball Marker Pack – A Schmorgasbord of Schmaltz for Your Short Game! ⛳🍞🕎
Why settle for one tasty ball marker when you can have the whole deli platter? Introducing the Complete Torah Pines Ball Marker Pack—five outrageously Jewish, highly unnecessary, and absolutely essential golf ball markers, all in one glorious bundle.
From bagels to matzah, challah to dreidels, this set is your official invitation to bring the bubbe energy straight to the green. Whether you're trying to break 80 or just break into the snack cart early, these markers have you covered in style—and with a healthy dose of chutzpah.
Included in this bagel-and-blessing-filled bundle:
🥯 The Bagel & Cream Cheese Ball Marker – Because your putts deserve a schmear of luck. Perfect for players who like their golf the way they like their breakfast: toasty, with cream cheese, and possibly toasted themselves.
🍞 The Challah Ball Marker – Braided like your cousin Rachel’s hair at her Bat Mitzvah. Smooth, shiny, and ready to bring some twisted magic to your mid-round meltdown.
🍽️ The Matzah Ball Marker – Inspired by the world’s flattest snack and the world’s most chaotic movie scene (shout out to Happy Gilmore). This one’s unleavened but heavily awesome.
🏀 The Matzah Ball Ball Marker – Wait... you made a ball out of matzah? Yes. We did. It defies physics, logic, and dietary guidelines. And it’s adorable.
🕎 The Dreidel Ball Marker – Let it spin, baby! A marker that says “I came to putt... and win chocolate coins.” Ideal for when you're playing in December or just feeling lucky (and maybe a little festive).
Why Choose the Whole Meshuggeneh Pack?
💥 Save when you buy the full spread
🎁 Makes a perfect gift for Dad, your golf league buddy, or that one uncle who insists he's "still got it"
🧼 Comes in packaging that smells faintly of brisket (okay, not really... but now you're hungry, huh?)
So, if you're ready to upgrade your golf game from meh to mazel tov, grab the Complete Torah Pines Ball Marker Pack. One for every mood, hole, or spiritual crisis mid-round.
The Complete Torah Pines Pack – Because why play like a mensch when you can mark like a mensch-on-a-mission? 🏌️♂️🍞🎉
TP Ball Marker Pack
The Complete Torah Pines Ball Marker Pack – A Schmorgasbord of Schmaltz for Your Short Game! ⛳🍞🕎
Why settle for one tasty ball marker when you can have the whole deli platter? Introducing the Complete Torah Pines Ball Marker Pack—five outrageously Jewish, highly unnecessary, and absolutely essential golf ball markers, all in one glorious bundle.
From bagels to matzah, challah to dreidels, this set is your official invitation to bring the bubbe energy straight to the green. Whether you're trying to break 80 or just break into the snack cart early, these markers have you covered in style—and with a healthy dose of chutzpah.
Included in this bagel-and-blessing-filled bundle:
🥯 The Bagel & Cream Cheese Ball Marker – Because your putts deserve a schmear of luck. Perfect for players who like their golf the way they like their breakfast: toasty, with cream cheese, and possibly toasted themselves.
🍞 The Challah Ball Marker – Braided like your cousin Rachel’s hair at her Bat Mitzvah. Smooth, shiny, and ready to bring some twisted magic to your mid-round meltdown.
🍽️ The Matzah Ball Marker – Inspired by the world’s flattest snack and the world’s most chaotic movie scene (shout out to Happy Gilmore). This one’s unleavened but heavily awesome.
🏀 The Matzah Ball Ball Marker – Wait... you made a ball out of matzah? Yes. We did. It defies physics, logic, and dietary guidelines. And it’s adorable.
🕎 The Dreidel Ball Marker – Let it spin, baby! A marker that says “I came to putt... and win chocolate coins.” Ideal for when you're playing in December or just feeling lucky (and maybe a little festive).
Why Choose the Whole Meshuggeneh Pack?
💥 Save when you buy the full spread
🎁 Makes a perfect gift for Dad, your golf league buddy, or that one uncle who insists he's "still got it"
🧼 Comes in packaging that smells faintly of brisket (okay, not really... but now you're hungry, huh?)
So, if you're ready to upgrade your golf game from meh to mazel tov, grab the Complete Torah Pines Ball Marker Pack. One for every mood, hole, or spiritual crisis mid-round.
The Complete Torah Pines Pack – Because why play like a mensch when you can mark like a mensch-on-a-mission? 🏌️♂️🍞🎉