The “Got Lox?” Hat – For the Schmear Enthusiast 🧢🐟
Bagel in one hand, golf club in the other? You’re our kind of person. The “Got Lox?” Hat is the ultimate accessory for those who believe brunch is a lifestyle and smoked fish is a love language.
Crafted for peak comfort and style, this cap is more than just a punim protector—it’s a conversation starter. Whether you're teeing off at Torah Pines or holding court at the bagel counter, everyone will know you’re serious about your carbs and your cool.
Why You'll Kvell Over This Cap:
🥯 “Got Lox?” Front and Center: Because life without lox is like a bagel without a schmear—tragic.
🌿 100% Recycled Polyester: Eco-friendly and stylish? That’s a mitzvah.
🎩 Structured, Six-Panel, Mid-Profile: Keeps you looking sharp, like a fresh nova slice.
📏 Snapback Closure: Adjustable for heads of all sizes—big brains and bigger appetites.
💦 Moisture-Management Sweatband: Stay dry, even when you're sweating over who gets the last everything bagel.
☀️ UPF 50+ Sun Protection: Because your punim deserves premium protection.
🏷️ Embroidered adidas Logo: Classy, like whitefish on a toasted sesame.
Sourced from Vietnam, Designed for Torah Pines Legends.
✨ Each hat is made just for you when you order—because you’re not just anyone, you’re someone who knows the value of a good nosh. That means it takes a little longer to deliver, but like a slow-cured lox, it’s worth the wait. ✨
So, got lox? If not, at least get the hat. It’s the next best thing. 😉🐟🧢
The “Got Lox?” Hat – For the Schmear Enthusiast 🧢🐟
Bagel in one hand, golf club in the other? You’re our kind of person. The “Got Lox?” Hat is the ultimate accessory for those who believe brunch is a lifestyle and smoked fish is a love language.
Crafted for peak comfort and style, this cap is more than just a punim protector—it’s a conversation starter. Whether you're teeing off at Torah Pines or holding court at the bagel counter, everyone will know you’re serious about your carbs and your cool.
Why You'll Kvell Over This Cap:
🥯 “Got Lox?” Front and Center: Because life without lox is like a bagel without a schmear—tragic.
🌿 100% Recycled Polyester: Eco-friendly and stylish? That’s a mitzvah.
🎩 Structured, Six-Panel, Mid-Profile: Keeps you looking sharp, like a fresh nova slice.
📏 Snapback Closure: Adjustable for heads of all sizes—big brains and bigger appetites.
💦 Moisture-Management Sweatband: Stay dry, even when you're sweating over who gets the last everything bagel.
☀️ UPF 50+ Sun Protection: Because your punim deserves premium protection.
🏷️ Embroidered adidas Logo: Classy, like whitefish on a toasted sesame.
Sourced from Vietnam, Designed for Torah Pines Legends.
✨ Each hat is made just for you when you order—because you’re not just anyone, you’re someone who knows the value of a good nosh. That means it takes a little longer to deliver, but like a slow-cured lox, it’s worth the wait. ✨
So, got lox? If not, at least get the hat. It’s the next best thing. 😉🐟🧢